studentlifeproblems:

momnar:

gayghost:

tiktoksithinkarefunny:

This is better than any found footage horror film ever made

So this is what they mean by Boys Will Be Boys

v1als:

judge: you stand accused of being a despicable and disgusting little man. what do you have to say for yourself?

me, my lips touching the microphone, feedback screaming through the courtroom: this is correct.

judge: and how do you plead?

me: not guilty.

judge: why is this?

me: i’ve never done a thing wrong in my life, your honour

prosecution: incorrect. if you flip to page 93 of the defendant’s call out post–

my lawyer: objection!

judge: i’ll allow.

my lawyer: the defendant has not had a chance to reply with a public counter call out post, your honour.

judge: the defendant has half an hour to do so. court will adjourn.

[everyone files out of the courtroom and leaves me alone, typing furiously into a new text post box on tumblr dot com]

rcktpwr:

me, sitting on a throne barechested but wearing ornately engraved plate armor on my arms and legs and cloaked in fine almost translucent silks with an enormous snake draped over my shoulders: i got lost in the fantasy of this dope outfit and forgot what kinda post i was gonna make

eadud:

cutekittensarefun:

He’s so weird at bath time. I’m glad he likes them tho. Haha

FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN NO ONE ELSE CAN FEEL IT FOR YOU

softestswan:

depression but like in pink

toherrys:

Quick Kassandra sketch

tsunadesgf:

“fiction doesnt affect reality” then WHY did i buy that black v neck top a couple of weeks ago? because i LIKED it? or because i thought sasuke would wear it? get a clue

meatsimulator:

meatsimulator:

theres always like these boring or maybe even kinda nice clothes or accessories and the thing that makes them just really bad is some small text like “be trippin” or “turnt” or something and its like. embarrassing

penseesduncookie:

Méduse

kerosene:

“i’m trash/empty/dead inside”

pruane2:

chlo-egg:

ultrakillblast:

THE LORD OF THE RINGS (1978)

gandalf got jukes

rosegoldtommorow:

frogs wearing crowns looks so natural and right for a reason